Hey, a guy who writes weird stuff should give away weird schwag. These specially-selected Noir Bizarre Action Figures shouldn’t disappoint (courtesy of the genius minds at Archie McPhee).
He led his people out of captivity. He parted the seas. He even gave Charlton Heston his most famous role. Surely he deserves a spot of honor on your desk.
With works such as Pride & Prejudice and Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen became one of the most-loved authors of English literature...so it’s about time she became an action figure. (The pen is, after all, mightier than the sword.)
Straight from the deep woods of the Pacific Northwest to your desk: your very own 7 1/4" Bigfoot Action Figure. Poseable, and comes with a stamp pad that lets you leave tracks wherever you travel.
You just won’t be able to help yourself: you will have to choose this Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure, complete with moist towelette for ultimate cleanliness.
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