10. Favorite cereal is "Kellogg's Raisin Brain."

9. Constantly tells everyone the Pixies' "Where is My Mind?" is the Best. Song. Ever.

8. Framed photo of George Romero on desk.

7. Consistently asks all employees: "Have you lost your mind?" Takes notes when they answer.

6. On tests for psychological profiles, answers "yes" to the question: "Are you a zombie?"

5. Complains that the brain on "Pinky and the Brain" is just a stupid mouse, and not really a brain.

4. Closest friends are vampires and werewolves.

3. Wears a "Got Brains?" tee shirt to the office on Casual Fridays.

2. Every time you ask for help on a project, answers by saying "That'll cost you a pound of flesh." Quickly presents a contract for your signature.

1. Always orders the "Brains & Eggs" special at Denny's.