waking lazarus
news and reviews
downloads
press kit
special offers
contacts and questions
the other side


..............................

..............................

..............................

FEED ME
AtomRSS 1.0RSS 2.0RSDFeedBurner

..............................

POWERED BY
Movable Type 3.21

..............................

THE DEAD WHISPER ON
The new book by T.L. Hines
The new single by Pivitplex
..............................

JOIN MY MAILING LIST
Win a $15 Gift Card.
..............................

VIDEO PREVIEWS


..............................

..............................

AUTHOR PHOTOS BY CELIA MANGUS

April 04, 2007
The Hammer: One of Your Best Writing Tools

In various forums and discussion lists I frequent, I see constant questions about the CBA (Christian Booksellers Association) and what can/can't be done in CBA-published books. My eyes start to glaze over after a little while, because I think people spend way too much time biting their nails over these questions--just as they spend way too much time biting their nails over such trivial things as Courier vs. Times and exactly how big the margins should be--but I understand the compulsion. I really do. There's something innate in the human mind, at least the American human mind, that says: "If I do everything JUST RIGHT, I'll find success."

It's not true. But I understand the mindset.

A lot of the equation is outside your control, so you can do everything just right and still not find success. Or, you can do a lot of things wrong and find success, anyway.

I'm not saying you should be fatalistic in the least. You should, of course, do as much as you can to tip the scales in your favor, and be ready when your shot comes. Pay attention to formatting and all the other things. They do count.

But here's an idea: Don't try to write a "CBA Book." Don't try to write an "ABA Book." Just write a book. If you're tempted, at any time, to go onto a forum or discussion list and ask, "Can I have a divorced character in a CBA book?" or "Can I have a character who prays in an ABA book?" immeditely take out a hammer and hit your thumb as hard as you can. Every time any such question pops into your mind after that, immediately hit your thumb with said hammer again.

Eventually--maybe after three or four good whacks--your thumb will convince your mind to stop asking those kinds of questions. And you'll be free to explore more meaningful questions: "What's my main character really want?" or "How can I make my villain seem more realistic?"

I guarantee you, there are CBA books with brutal content: rape, murder, child abductions (ahem), divorce, and mismatched silverware at tea parties. I guarantee you, there are ABA books with prayer, forgiveness, redemption and Christ-following characters who aren't Falwellian caricatures.

Just write the best book you can. If an editor falls in love with what you write, he or she will contact you and say, "I absolutely love this. I'd like to make some suggestions for changes, but I want it."

No one will contact you and say, "I absolutely love this. But I won't buy it, because Joe kisses Nancy on page 37." It just doesn't work that way. If an editor gets pulled into your story, he or she will find a way to champion you inside the publishing house.

Just write. And keep that hammer nearby.

Posted by TLHines at April 4, 2007 09:23 AM

Comments

Great point, Tony. We can get so wrapped up in trying to produce what we think "they" want, we forget to write what we know, or ought to know—our characters in action.

Becky

Posted by: Rebecca LuElla Miller at April 5, 2007 02:18 PM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"mismatched silverware at tea parties."

As Kurtz would say....

"The Horror!"

This is something I did a lot a year ago; and hopefully have toned down some. The ironic part is: when I stopped worrying about what was acceptable and what wasn't and just started writing....man. That felt good.

My wife just tells to me write each story the way the story should be written, and someone will like it - be it a Christian publication or non. Of course, she's my wife, so she's SUPPOSED to say nice things like that, but anyway...

Posted by: Kevin Lucia at April 6, 2007 01:15 PM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Great advice! Thanks for the reminder to just write the story and not worry what is or might (or isn't or might not) be correct (or incorrect).

Posted by: Shelley at April 11, 2007 06:28 PM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Dang! That hurts, Tony!

And Kevin, would you mind having your wife contact my wife and tell her what wives are SUPPOSED to like? It sure couldn't hurt, certainly not as much as Tony's advice.

Posted by: Sam Pakan at April 13, 2007 11:21 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Thanks for saying it out loud!

Posted by: Carol Collett at May 6, 2007 06:17 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I just have one question:
Is it acceptable to promote self-abuse with hammers on a Christian blog?

Posted by: Bryce Beattie at May 15, 2007 10:22 PM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Amen, brothah! Love this post, although I do believe that editors prefer Times New Roman to Courier. All I'm sayin'...;)

Posted by: julie carobini at June 11, 2007 10:10 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Although I do have to admit, when I read about the mismatched silverware, I had to sit down until the fainting spell passed. (!)

I knew there was a reason I kept a toolbox in my writing office...


Posted by: Janny at August 2, 2007 10:04 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Great advice. Now, just go tell all those CBA-savvy gurus to STOP TELLING US all these things.

I was told by a reputable agent, whom I admire & respect, that I could not have a divorced character in CBA. So I stopped trying to peddle that book.

Was I wrong? Yes. Was she? I don't know. I do know it was her best advice at the time.

But I do wish people who are supposed to know more than we do, would STOP SAYING THIS STUFF!

Okay, I'm done.

Posted by: Deb Kinnard at August 2, 2007 10:07 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Post a comment









Remember personal info?