Perhaps you're satisfied with the results of the election. Perhaps you're dissatisfied. I, for one, am heartened by this thought:

I will not have to listen to Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Meg Ryan, Alec Baldwin, Uma Thurman, Michael Douglas, John Mellencamp, Michael Moore, Bruce frickin' Springsteen or a host of others lecture/scream/whine/break down in tears about "the most important election of our lives."

Actually, I take back a portion of that statement: I would undoubtedly like to see many of these people cry some more.