Admit it: you've dreamed of having your words immortalized, available for all the world to see. What better venue than a bottle of ketchup?

Heinz Ketchup is sponsoring its second annual "Say Something Ketchuppy" contest, with rules that are ever-so-easy to follow: in eight words or less, come up with something witty or clever for the Heinz Ketchup label. Imagine: people from around the United States (if not the world) sitting down with their plates of fries, grabbing the ketchup bottle, and being instantly smitten by your rapier wit.

The Heinz site has full details, along with winning entries from last year--entries ranging from the painfully punny ("Is your flavor falling behind? Ketchup with Heinz") to the downright hilarious ("Easier to spell than Worcestershire") to the ... um ... head-scratch inducing ("Meat dip").