On July 5, 2002, Richard Vernes was angry about being evicted from his apartment. Feeling it might be good to get some things off his chest, he decided to air a few compaints. So he covered his face in warpaint, put some feathers in his hair, grabbed a large knife and went upstairs to scalp his landlord. If history has taught us anything, it's this: attempting to scalp your landlord while wearing warpaint is a poor negotiation strategy. It's much better to do your scalping without warpaint.