The big news at last night's MTV Video Music Awards was Madonna offering Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera open-mouthed lip locks. Apparently, this was big news because Britney and Christina were the last two people on earth Madonna had not French-kissed, so her quest is now complete. Meanwhile, in global news far less-important than Madonna's spit-swapping, North Korea has vowed to begin testing nuclear weapons. Now, back to Madonna.