Every day, governors all across this great land of ours deal with issues ranging from land use to budget deficits to fair tax structures. Of course, if you're Judy Martz, Governor of Montana, pedestrian duties such as these are much too routine; why not go out and sell a bit of bull semen, instead? As the headline in the Billings Gazette says: "Martz in Argentina promoting sale of state's bull semen." I'd like to provide some sort of witty commentary on this, but it seems redundant.