Most public defenders do their work for the personal satisfaction of knowing they're making a difference. Sandy Selvey, former public defender for Yellowstone County, Montana, evidently did it for the chicks. Documents obtained by the Billings Gazette are filled with details of this Lothario's conquests. In one scene, Selvey (who is married) is having sex with one of the office supervisors at work, and is rudely interrupted by one of the investigative assistants--a woman he is also schtupping (not at the same time, of course, but the thought may have crossed his mind). Sign this man up as a spokesperson for Viagra.

But wait! That's not all you'll get in these documents. You'll also see the sordid daily lives of investigators. My favorite passage: "A couple of days later, on August 1, 2002, when Tom Taggart entered the investigator's office, Sarah told him good morning. In response, Mr. Taggart sat down at his desk and said, "Whore. Slut. Ho-bag. I want to kill someone." In an amazing coincidence, that's exactly how I greet my co-workers every morning.