Every day, I'm treated to a smorgasbord of spam emails promising me everything from untold riches (if only I'll give my bank account number to some poor soul in Nigeria) to eBay classes (gee, I didn't know eBay was so difficult) to that old standby: penis enlargement products. So it takes something really special to break through the clutter for me--something, say, like a teddy bear with a vacuum attached to his privates. Go ahead; click the photo for (ahem) a larger view. I ordered two.