I have a theory. Being a red-blooded American, I'm entitled to have that theory, and it's this: Wal Mart is the root of all that is evil and wrong with America. They pay the crappiest wages they can get away with, they constantly gouge their suppliers (thanks to David Crisp for this story), and their merchandise sucks. To top it off, they are now employing Satan and his minions, as this unretouched photo (snapped last week at a rural North Dakota Wal Mart) proves. Notice how Satan, at the photo’Äôs right, pretends to ’Äúhelp’Äù a customer make a toy selection. So go ahead, huddled masses: shop at Wal Mart, and brush off all of their evil deeds by simply saying, "Yeah, but their prices are cheap." As this photo conclusively proves, you're simply selling your soul to save seven cents on that can of tuna.