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October 25, 2003
Today's Special - Convicted Murderers Eat Free with Adult

Okay, so he's murdered two people. And, yeah, he's serving 180 years in prison. But should that stop him from bellying up to the bar at his favorite buffet restaurant?

According to a Billings Gazette story, two-time murderer Kenneth Albert Miller was recently treated to lunch at the Golden Corral buffet restaurant in Helena by his supervisor.

"(Department of Corrections spokesperson Gayle) Lambert said it is not unusual for Miller or other cleared inmates to eat out," says the article. "The Helena Golden Corral is an especially popular spot." Hmmm. Now we know why the 'Hack Saw Cake' is such a favorite dessert at this restaurant.

"Authorities didn't alert the restaurant manager," the article continues, "who was concerned to learn Friday that a murderer doing time had eaten the $5.99 'Power Lunch' buffet amid other paying customers." Sheesh, what a wimpy manager. Come on, it's not like he was trying to eat the other customers. That's the guy they'll bring in for lunch next week.

Posted by TLHines at October 25, 2003 10:18 AM