The worldwide headquarters of TLHines.com are proud to announce that, 240 days into the war with Iraq, we've yet to post a single Iraq-related blog entry. No slam-dam-Saddam witticisms. No "shock and awe" top ten lists. Nary even a Jessica Lynch-ing rant. Why would we want to? There's simply too much real news out there to report. For instance, did you know you can get a personalized telephone call from Lorenzo Lamas for only $29.95?