Highland Township, Michigan is a wonderful place to live. Unless you happen to have an address on Crapo Street. Residents complained about the street's name to trustees, who promptly responded by suggesting the name be changed to Governor Crapo Street. Ah, yes, it's a name that veritably rolls off the tongue: "Yeah, deliver that pizza to 1763 Governor Crapo Street. Uh... on second thought, cancel that pizza order. I'm suddenly not very hungry." Still, Crapo Street--er, I mean Governor Crapo Street--residents should count their blessings. At least their trustees didn't suggest "Major Crapo Street."