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November 23, 2003

Bill's Got a Big One

Yeah, I'm big on penile humor. But I doubt I'm the only person to get the latest edition of Newsweek in my mailbox and snicker at the cover. It's a photo of Bill Gates, in all his geek glory, next to a stacked headline: "Bill's Next Big Thing." Maybe he responded to one of those penis enlargement spam scams. Maybe it worked. Maybe he's gonna make movies with Paris Hilton.

Posted by TLHines at November 23, 2003 10:17 AM