Evidently, a guy can only have his manhood insulted by anonymous emails so many times. Charles Booker, recipient of one too many "Ashamed of your size?" spams, hulked out by threatening to maim and torture the people behind the incessant emails. Now he faces criminal charges.

According to the story at CNN, Booker has been charged under California's "road rage" law (guess this is "Information Superhighway Rage"), which carries a prison term of up to five years. The story says "Booker threatened to ... hunt down and castrate the employees unless they removed him from their e-mail list." Hmmm. Let's just call that Reverse Penis Enlargement.