When you weigh just 140 pounds and aren't blessed with the brains of a turnip, you just might decide it's a good idea to be a rapist. Then, of course, you'll meet a 275-pound prostitute who opens up a can of whoop-ass on you. Such was the case in Bakersfield, California when Adrian Castillo Ramirez tried to assault a 24-year old, 275-pound prostitute at knifepoint. The woman promptly relieved him of his knife, stripped him naked, and paraded him in front of other prostitutes. Police later apprehended Ramirez (no word on whether he had managed to find any clothes), and charged him with committing forcible sex acts.

Ramirez has yet to go to trial, but he's already serving a delicious punishment: his story has been picked up by the AP, and is appearing in hundreds of newspapers across the country. Somehow, I doubt becoming famous as the guy who got beat up by a hooker will do much for his rapist ego.

I salute you, Ms. Nameless 275-pound Prostitute. A bravura performance.