Via The Ministry of Minor Perfidy and Rocket Jones comes this tidbit about... um... a horse lover right here in Montana. It seems a Bigfork horse owner recently visited the stable to check on his trusty steed, only to find a nude man in a compromising position with said horse. (Note to riding novices: this is not what we mean when we talk about "mounting a horse.") The naked man promptly fled. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont's comment: "He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind." Great. On top of everything else, the poor guy now has to deal with chapped hands.